"It"s not just marriage. It"s an adventure
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  1. punisher12 آواتار ها
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    He "It"s not just marriage. It"s an adventure

    Since our wedding day, I have changed in many ways, which can be traced directly back to my wife"s influence, such as:

    - I now squeegee the shower doors after a shower. Of course, it takes a little longer than that to explain to my guy friends why I do.

    - I don"t sleep on the pillow shams. Before marriage, I didn"t know what a pillow sham was. Now, I do. And, I"m better off for it.

    - I no longer fold the towels in half. My wife taught me to do it in thirds to take up less space in the linen closet. Thanks, honey.

    - I used to invite guys over to watch a football game, not thinking about refreshments. Now, we clean the house and make asparagus rolls beforehand. And, I always thought a new bag of Doritos was extravagant.

    - Before marriage, I used simple color descriptions for clothes, like beige and red. Now, I call them marooned sand pebble and crimson autumn apple.

    - I now know where the heavy whipping creme is in the grocery store. Enough said.

    - I"d much rather drive our minivan than a 2002 Metallic Blue Porsche 911 Turbo. Send help.

    - I know where to buy a loofah.

    - I know that the only similarity between diamonds and diamonique is the first six letters.

    - I know that the guest towels are never used, not even by guests. Go figure.

    - Because my wife likes to dance, I now know that a grand jete isn"t something you get at Starbucks.

    - Finally, before marriage, I didn"t know how to wrap gifts, make a grilled cheese sandwich, or iron. Now, I do. Kind of.

    So, in looking back, marriage has been a wondrous, magical boot camp. And, now I"m a lean, mean domestic machine.

    As I said before, send help. Fast
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